恒越娱乐官网:Wedding speech: funny groom speech

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   Ladies and gentlemen, Folks, brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts!

   Today, it is Wedding Day, my daughter-in-law and I who got married. How many ups and downs have you experienced to chase after me? Today's union is not easy to come by.. Therefore, in order to remember this wonderful moment, cherish this wonderful marriage, let the wife's family rest assured, also let all relatives and friends rest assured, now sworn as evidence:

   First, the principle of "four sons" should be conscientiously implemented, with wives like grandchildren, mothers-in-law like filial sons, eating like mosquitoes and working like donkeys..

   Second, adhere to the wife's absolute leadership. My wife will always be the first, my children the second, my dog the third and me the fourth in the family..

   Third, I sincerely accept my wife's emotional dictatorship, "Don't talk to strangers", especially The Strange 恒越平台注册 Woman. Of course, except the old lady who asked the way..

   Fourth, take good care of your wife, be a civilized husband, and "fight back, scold back, and greet cold faces with smiling faces.". "

   Fifth, adhere to the system of paying all wages and bonuses.. Don't alter payslip, don't hide money in wardrobe.. However, you can apply for 500 yuan Zero Flowers every month.. Bracket, Japanese yen.

   Sixth, respond positively to the call of "six eggs". I can only look at my wife's face, kiss her face before going out, and stick to her face when sleeping.. Old, must not call her "egg", the wife scold "bastard", I am "soft".

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